Silly signs???? - archery for windows mobile 6
Enter the station
"Oops! To achieve this son died instantly. Who will be prosecuted."
Rest Stop in Wisconsin
"Do not eat urinal cakes."
At a gas station in Santa Fe:
"We will sell gasoline anyone in a glass container.
At a restaurant in New York:
"Customers who consider our waitresses rude to speak to the manager."
On the wall of a property in Baltimore:
"Trespassers will be prosecuted with the full force of the law.
- Sisters of Mercy "
In the long run, Mexico has launched a new dry cleaners:
"38 years in the same place."
In a ballroom in Los Angeles
"The good, clean dancing every night except Sunday."
In a maternity hospital in Florida:
"No children allowed."
In a pharmacy in New York:
"We dispense with accuracy."
In the offices of the company a loan:
"Ask about our plans for owning your home."
New York Medical Building:
"Center for the Prevention of Mental Health"
In a nursing home in New York:
"For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
On a Maine shop:
"Our motto is to provide our customers the lowest possible prices, and labor.
In a series of military bases:
"Restricted to unauthorized persons."
Save in the window of a Kentucky appliance to:
"Thou shalt not kill your wife. Do not let our washing machine do the dirty work."
At a funeral:
"Ask about our development plan for later."
In a clothing store:
"They provide entertainment for men with 16 and 17, amend the neck."
In one, Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store:
"15 men in wool suits, $ 10. They will not last an hour!"
In a tent Mall
"Penetrated Archery Tournament - Ears"
Before a country shop:
"We buy junk and sell antiques."
In the window of a shop in Oregon:
"Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you come here? "
In a Maine restaurant:
"Open 7 days a week and on weekends."
On a radiator repair garage
"The best place to pee in order to."
In the sacristy of the church in New England:
"The last person to leave please note that the perpetual light is extinguished."
Pennsylvania cemetery:
"People are picking flowers from but forbade her own grave."
In a roller coaster:
"Watch your head."
On the grounds of a public school:
"Entry forbidden without permission.
Tennessee on a highway:
"If this sign is under water, this road is impassable".
The face to wash a car in New Hampshire:
"If you read this, it's time to wash the car."
And one for Valentine's Day
In a display of "I love you cards" only Valentine
"Now available in multi-packs
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Archery For Windows Mobile 6 Silly Signs????
1 comment:
Thank you, I get up and find such things. Several years ago psychiatrist suggested that everyone be fun to read in the newspaper every morning. He said studies have shown that people began their day with a smile, lower blood pressure are less likely to be less of a heart attack that day, probably to have an attack on that day have. It was pleasant to do the work that day, and rather more work. Children, or had read to read them, they had better test results and less likey to fight against sibbling.
I tried all day, some days you do not and I always wonder if I was more of a Curmudgeon on this day? Thanks again for starting my day with a hearty laugh.
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